Embrace Your Single | Coco Densmore

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December 16, 2017 Email to a Friend I still talk to guys online but it's a ridiculous endeavor. I got this one fellow all excited, he was...

The way he was handling my breasts felt like a fucking mammogram.

October 11, 2017 Email to Jeff So, this guy has sex with me twice and stops after about two minutes each time and says I'm not into it....

I need to make $8000 really fast. How could I do that?

*Andy was a Lyft driver. That's how we met. We were friends. He passed away in January 2020. I think of him often. He was incredibly...

I’m a fucking snob. With very straight teeth. They could be whiter though…

May 16, 2018 Journal Entry Frank spent the night last night. I did nothing for him sexually. I told him I’d give him head then I just...

Did you not read what I just wrote?

March 15, 2017 Dating Site Exchange Man: What are you looking for? Me: You first. Man: I asked first. Me: Friendship and whatever...

Online Exchange with a 20 Something

February 15, 2017 Online Exchange with a 20 Something Me: So look out for me trying to fuck things up with you because number one you...

I’m feeling pretty goddamn good, all in all. Considering.

September 16, 2022 Journal Entry All day I’ve been itching to get my fingers on the keyboard. The knowing is just hitting me every...

A very unflattering diagnosis.

I saw my PCP today. She read the ER notes. She knew I was in the hospital. I told her I’d received a very unflattering diagnosis –...

Good luck and HAVE FUN!

OK. So I thought I'd get back to posting the really important stuff. So I took off my Whiny Pee Pants Coco Hat and put on my Herpes...