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Online Exchange with a 20 Something

February 15, 2017 Online Exchange with a 20 Something


Me:


So look out for me trying to fuck things up with you because number one you scare the shit out of me number two I like you a lot number three I might have sex with you which scares the shit out of me. So basically on every level you scare the shit out of me. Furthermore, if we were out in public and someone asked how old is your son I would die of embarrassment I would like fall over and die. The only thing worse would be if someone asked how old is your grandson.


20 Something:


I don’t think anyone would think I’m your grandson. You know I’m black, right? LOL.


Me:


Ya I forgot. But you could have been adopted.





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